Artist Problems
Some of these are from experience, some I found online. Either way, if you're an artist like me, or simply enjoy art, you may find this amusing.
Chapter 1
Chapter One
1. Feeling as though you'll never impress your art instructor.
2. First chance to sleep all week, then suddenly you have inspiration.
3. Running out of fingers to smudge with.
4. Having literally no fear of X-acto knives, but squealing at the thought of a paper cut.
5. Trying to draw the other eye.
6. Saving a bunch of references on your computer, but being too lazy to look at them later.
7. When people say you'll end up broke and homeless.
8. Trying to create your own distinctive style.
9. People thinking your kneaded eraser is an old blob of gum, and worse, that you're playing with it.
10. Taking up a new medium and having to buy a ton of new supplies.
11. Wanting everything from the supply store.
12. Finishing a piece that you hate, but everyone else loves it.
13. Taking a break from your picture to eat and losing all your creative abilities in the meantime.
14. "Can you draw meeeee??"
15. The best drawing of your life occurs on lined paper.
2. First chance to sleep all week, then suddenly you have inspiration.
3. Running out of fingers to smudge with.
4. Having literally no fear of X-acto knives, but squealing at the thought of a paper cut.
5. Trying to draw the other eye.
6. Saving a bunch of references on your computer, but being too lazy to look at them later.
7. When people say you'll end up broke and homeless.
8. Trying to create your own distinctive style.
9. People thinking your kneaded eraser is an old blob of gum, and worse, that you're playing with it.
10. Taking up a new medium and having to buy a ton of new supplies.
11. Wanting everything from the supply store.
12. Finishing a piece that you hate, but everyone else loves it.
13. Taking a break from your picture to eat and losing all your creative abilities in the meantime.
14. "Can you draw meeeee??"
15. The best drawing of your life occurs on lined paper.
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a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.- Say your name
6.- Open your hand
7.- paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4 he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engages or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour
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I'm sitting here nodding and in total agreeance!
This is fantastic. Absolutely spot on!
Yup! 😅
I have lived it and survived it too. And I am broke and Homeless.
I've been there before
This is great, and I don't even consider myself an artist.
Why is it all so true T~T ðŸ˜
Number five was me last week. I couldn't for the life of me get the other eye right. I'm ok now. Meaning I can get it within five tries.
As a creative writer, I can agree so much! My teacher is especially harsh this year, so the 1st one really home!
Yep. That last one is tragic.