It's All in the Stars (a story about you and your Zodiac sign)

I love Zodiac signs. I mean, they're so cool... and coincidental.
Find you sign and get ready to shout "I so do that!".

Chapter 3

If the Signs had Catch Phrases (EDITED)

Aries (March 21 - April 20)
"You talking to me? You talking to ''me?'' Because you should be!"


Taurus (April 21 - May 20)
"There's no place like home... because that's where the food's at."


Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Not even a small one."


Cancer (June 21 - July 20)
"When life hands you lemons, squirt them in peoples' eyes so they can feel your pain and suffering." dark glare


Leo (July 21 - August 21)
"You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk... as fabulously as moi?"


Virgo (August 22 - September 22)
"I need that like I need a hole in the head... PUT THE SCALPEL DOWN!!"


Libra (September 23 - October 22)
"It is what it is." puts on shades "Deal with it."


Scorpio (October 23 - November 22)
"That's what she said." evil grin that infuriates everyone else


Sagittarius (November 23 - December 20)
"We're not in Kansas anymore... WE'RE IN OZ, BABY!!"


Capricorn (December 21 - January 19)
"Working hard, or hardly working?... You're doing it wrong! Let me do it!"


Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
"Live long and prosper... losers."


Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
"All that we see is a dream within a dream. I'm deep like that."

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