Christmas Playlist! :D (Will be updated as often as possible!)

Hello, guys! :D So as you all know, CHRISTMAS is coming up! And so I decided to maybe spread a little Christmas joy by having a Christmas playlist! ^^ I absolutely love Christmas carols, so I thought, hey, why not put my favourite carols on here! And yup, that's why there is a playlist.

Enjoy!! :D

Chapter 7

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire- Bob Rivers

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
Hot sauce dripping from their toes,
Chipmunks: Oh! That tickles!
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir,
They poked hot skewers through their nose,
Chipmunks: Ow! Wrong end, cowboy!
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove,
Help to make them seasoned right,
Tiny rats, with a crisp, golden coat,
Will really hit the spot tonight.

And now when Santa sees his tray,
Santa: Ho ho ho ho!
There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh,
Santa: Mmm... Hey, look at that!
And every hungry child, is gonna spy,
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry,
And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze,
To keep them crisp and juicy too,
Let's hope they get served, many times, many ways!
Tasty chipmunks, good food.

Dave: On that, Mr. Cole.
Mr. Cole: Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?
Dave: Would you mind handling the barbecue sauce? I am starving!
Mr. Cole: Oh, no problem Dave. Hey, listen, you best be havin' two of those drumsticks, because they're oh-so-tiny and there ain't much meat on 'em.
Melvin: But what about animal rights, Dave?
Dave:Put a sock in it, Melvin. You know, for many years people said you overrated hamsters my meal ticket. Now I guess you could say you're my meal!
That's a good one, Dave... I always knew you was the funny one in the group!
Dave: Da-n straight!

And so I'm offering some recipes,
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew,
I'm not really sad, it ended this way!
Furry chipmunks, screws you.

Dave: Did you hear that, Melvin? Melllllllviiiiiiiiiiiin?
Mr. Cole: Why, I'm sorry, Dave, did you want more Melvin? There's plently more Thagadore left, though..

Typed by-Jordana

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