I Am 126% Insane!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to do this....... Btw, I've told a few people already, so don't judge for saying it again here, but I think it's actually really funny. My friends say I am "perpetually high" (even though I'm not o.O) so it should be interesting to see how "crazy" I am..... oh and we had an hour long conversation about schizophrenia too..... I'm weird lol

Chapter 1

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting" you.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[] You have been called a blonde. (I'm too cool for that)

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (oh my god. How did that even happen?? I just sang that to test it.......)

[x] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (this actually happens every day o.O)

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the Matrix and STILL don't get it. (haven't seen the Matrix, but this happens with a lot of e=other movies)

[X] You type with three fingers or less. (I use two. Is that bad?)

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. no comment

[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (That happens almost every time)

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[/] You have fallen asleep in class. (I give that a half because I caught myself before I was actually asleep, but I closed my eyes and thought I was in my kitchen........ o.O)

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (that happens way too often. I'll be saying something, and someone interupts me and I'll be like "scuse me!" and they'll shut up and I'll be like nevermind....)

[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (they don't always walk away...... I got my friend to go like this though: D8 facepalm

[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (actually, it's the opposite. I'm told to use my 'outside' voice, because I am too quiet lol)

[X] You use your fingers to do simple maths. (weirdly, I am in honors...........?????)

[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. again, no comment

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (cough cough I gotta Latin project due tomorrow.....)

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (wore it out all day once before I was told... thanks mom)

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (it was sunglasses and they were on my head...........)

[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say, will happen, if you don't

[X] You break a lot of things. (actually, I just broke my phone a few hours ago, and my mouse just fell apart a few minutes ago, if the gives you any idea)

[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. (yep. and I squint my eyes and rub my forehead. I'm not weird)

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (quite a few times actually)

[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (happens too often)

[X] The word "um" is used frequently. (that and "I'm so confused...")

[X] You don't know what "um" means. (yeah. When I'm done with this I'm gonna actually go look it up.)

[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (yep. My friend thinks I'm deaf.)

[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (what's wrong with that?? lol I'm so gonna fail next year..... honors geometry..... Wonderful)

TOTAL: 31.5

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.

I got...... drumroll please............ 126%

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