The 'what I have done' Repost coughcoughdanhowellcoughcough

Chapter 1

Incoherent chapter title needed.

How many of these have you done?

[] I have eaten more than 5 meals a day. wow, like I cannot
[✔] I have read a lot of books. Define ‘a lot’
[] I have been on some sort of varsity team.
[✔] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping. Fak, I died
[] I have been to Canada.
[✔] I have watched cartoons for hours.
[✔] I have tripped UP the stairs. At school, wearing my skorts…
[✔] I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs. At school
[] I have been snowboarding/skiing.
[✔] I have played ping pong. I’m not going to make a pung
[✔] I swam in the ocean. Ew, sunlight
[] I have been on a whale watch.
[✔] I have seen fireworks. ….FAP….
[] I have seen a shooting star.
[] I have seen a meteor shower.
[✔] I have almost drowned. Funny story
[✔] I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear. Into an unknown land where Dan & Phil teach me about being a youtuber and they make me famous with glitter and The Beatles and I am their ‘friend’
[✔] I have listened to one cd over & over & over again.
[] I have had stitches.
[✔] I have been on the honor roll.
[] I have had frostbite.
[] I have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there
[✔] I have stayed up till 2:00 doing homework/projects.
[] I currently have a job.
[] I have been ice skating.
[✔] I have been rollerblading.
[✔] I have fallen flat on my face.
[✔] I have tripped over my own two feet.
[✔] I have been in a fist fight.
[✔] have played videogames for more than 3 hours straight.
[✔] I have watched the power rangers.
[] I do/did attend Church regularly.
[✔] I have played truth or dare. NEVER PICK DARE WITH MY FRIENDS. EVER.
[] I have already had my 16th birthday.
[] I have already had my 17th birthday.
[✔] I've lost weight since one year ago. Lol, about 20kg, I was so fat.
[✔] I've called someone an idiot. And meant it. 0:)
[✔] I've been in a verbal argument.
[✔] I've cried in school.
[✔] I've played basketball on a team.
[✔] I've played baseball on a team.
[✔] I've played football on a team.
[✔] I've played soccer on a team.
[✔] I've done dance on a team.
[✔] I've played softball on a team.
[✔] I've played volleyball on a team. Okay, so I went through a sporting phase, and because the P.E. teachers at school forced me to
[] I've done cheerleading on a team.
[] I've been on a track team.
[✔] I've been swimming more than 20 times in my life. Ew, sunlight
[] I've bungee jumped.
[✔] I've climbed a rock wall. I honestly got 2 meters up and cried because it’s too high
[] I've lost more than $20.
[✔] I've called myself an idiot. Heh
[✔]I've cried myself to sleep. NUMEROUS OF TIMES
[✔] I've had (or have) pets. Der so chute
[] I've owned a Spice Girls cd.
[] I've owned a Britney Spears cd.
[] I've owned an *NSYNC cd.
[] I've owned a backstreet boys cd.
[] I've mooned someone.
[✔] I've been in the newspaper. Oooh yeah, jump rope!!
[✔] I've been on TV. Oooh yeah, jump rope
[] I've been to Hawaii.
[✔] I've eaten sushi. Not only eaten, I’ve claimed it
[] I've been on the other side of a waterfall.
[] I've watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies.
[✔] I've watched all the Harry Potter movies. I’m Sirius, I have
[] I've watched all of the Rocky movies.
[✔] I've watched the 3 stooges. Last week in drama class
[] I've watched "Newlyweds" Nick & Jessica.
[✔] I've watched Looney Tunes.
[] I've been stuffed into a locker.
[✔] I've been called a geek. Once, then not again
[] I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade.
[✔] I've not studied at all for a test and aced it. Like every test
[✔] I've hugged my mom within the past 24 hours.
[] I've hugged my dad within the past 24 hours.
[✔] I've met a celebrity/music artist.
[✔]I've written poetry Botch, I own poetry
[✔] I've been attracted to someone much older than me. Uhm… hello? Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Dan Howell, Phil Lester, Jack & Finn Harries (pretty much every young adult guy British youtuber), PTV, OM&M, FOB, MIW, ASKING ALEXANDRIA!
[✔] I've been tickled till I've cried. Well, that was just dandy, crying in front of attractive males
[] I've tickled someone else until they cried.
[✔] I've had/have siblings. You mean animals?
[] I've been to a rock concert.
[] I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it.
[✔] I've been in a play. Ew
[] I've been picked last in gym class. Honestly? I’m always picked first
[✔] I've been picked first in gym class. AYYYYY
[] I've been picked in that middle-range in gym class.
[✔] I've cried in front of my friends.
[✔] I've read a book longer than 1,000 pages.
[] I've played Halo 2.
[✔] I've freaked out over a sports game.
[] I've been to Alaska.
[] I've been to China.
[] I've been to Spain.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've had a fight with someone on AIM Wot?
[✔] I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.
[] I've had serious conversations on an IM. Ay?
[✔] I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me Every frickin’ time
[✔] I've been forgiven. Just barely
[✔] I've screamed at a scary movie. Okay, I scream at any scary movie because I hate scary movies, and I’ll only watch them with someone near me.
[] I've cried at a chick flick. ”OMFG REMEMBER THAT ONE MOVIE?” no
[] I've laughed at a scary movie. How can you even?
[✔] I've watched a lot of action movies.
[✔] I've screamed at the top of my lungs. Yeah, I attempted to ‘sing’ an Of Mice & Men song…
[] I've been to a rap concert. ew

I hope you all noticed the pun for the Harry Potter one


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