God of Puns

Chapter 1

God of Puns

by: x_i_am_x
Viagra and Niagara,
One goes up, and one goes down.
Antidepressants and antipsychotics,
Watch her head, spin around.

Kisses and blowjóbs,
Both create pleasure.
Table tennis, pool,
Both are somehow leisure.

Twisted tongues and fish,
Nothing of one another.
Death in the family,
To lose a sister or brother.

Armed with holy water,
Blessed with guns.
Bow your asss down,
I'm the god of puns.


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