2 years ago I was an idiot and that is all there is to be taken from this repost.

Chapter 1

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2 YEARS AGO:

How old were you? Thirteen
Where did you go to school? Pigfarts, I believe. You've probably never heard of it. It's on Mars.
Where did you work? I didn't because I was just that badass. ;*
Where did you live? In a cupboard, under some stairs.
Where did you hang out? Other people's houses bcs my cupboard is too small for more than one person and two spiders.
How was your hair style? I had a MIDDLE PARTING it was tragic
Did you wear glasses? Occasionally. :p
Who was your regular-person crush? As opposed to non-regular-person? Rumbleroar. He's a lion. Who can talk.
How many tattoos did you have? THREE BILLION AND TWELVE QUARTERS.
How many piercings did you have? 12 and a bit.
What car did you drive? A new Maserati. Down a dead end street. bursts into song
What was your worst fear? Food
You been arrested? Noooooooooo (yes).
Had your heart broken? WE DO NOT SPEAK OF IT
Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter? Taken for most of the year, I think.

NOW:
How old are you? Fifteen
Where do you work? I do art commissions for people every so often, but it's not a steady job, so none really. :p
Where do you go to school? The school of unfairness. ♥
Where do you live? In a cupboard, under some stairs.
Where do you hang out? Usually the beach/the bay, sometimes the Diamond.
Do you wear glasses? Occasionally.
What is your hairstyle? I GOT RID OF MY MIDDLE PARTING EVERYONE BE PROUD OF ME
Still talk to any of your old friends? Like two of them
Who is your current interest? KELLIN QUINN AND ALEX TURNER DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many piercings? Four billion and six thirds
How many tattoos? Like fourteen trillion and ten.
What kind of car do you have? I sometimes have my friends carry me around does that count
What is your biggest fear? Don't even get me started
Has your heart been broken? WE DO NOT SPEAK OF IT
Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: Taken.

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