Let's Play The Fanfiction Game! WARNING: Funny and only slightly inappropriate (NEW CHAPTERS!!)

The Fanfiction Game! List your favorite characters from a Fandom and answer the questions after it. WARNING: Funny and Only Slightly inappropriate.

Chapter One: Lord of the Rings
Chapter Two: Harry Potter
Chapter Three: Eddsworld
Chapter Four: Glee
(COMING SOON) Chapter Five: South Park
(COMING SOON) Chapter Six: Hetalia

Chapter 1

Let's Play The Fanfiction Game: Lord of the Rings

List your 14 favorite characters and answer the questions below.

1) Pippin
2) Diamond Of Long Cleeve (I'm gonna throw me in there >:D Something bad's gonna happen....)*
3) Eowyn
4) Merry
5) Bilbo
6) Balin
7) Gollum
8) Aragorn
9) Gandalf
10) Gimli
11) Arwen
12) Ringwraith No. 5
13) Elrond
14) Sam

Note: For those of you who don't know me very well, I refer to myself (sometimes) as 'Diamond Of Long Cleeve'. She is a real Lord of the Rings character. I have taken her name as my own, and often use it as my internet nickname. She is the real wife of Pippin Took in the series. None of these characters belong to me, only the answers

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Balin/Arwen? O.O no....

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Merry? Aw, about the medium hot-ness scale. Maybe a bit higher >:D (Pippin hits me) What?

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Ringwraith 5# got Aragorn pregnant... Ringwraith #5 can't really get maturnity leave from Sauron? So Aragorn will be raising this child by himself. Unless Arwen kills him. Then everyone would be happy!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Gandalf appears in many a fic, but he's just always kinda... there. Never gets any action!

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

6) Six/Nine or six/Ten?
Balin/Gandalf or Balin/Gimli. Both sound possible... although it's more possible for Balin/Gloin, Gim's a bit young. Gandalf, on the other hand....

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve participating in certain...activities (you know what I'm talking about)?
If Gollum walked in on me and Ringwraith #5 killing each other, I doubt he'd care.

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Eowyn fell in love with Aragorn, but soon found that her heart was made for his short hairy companion. Gimli is uninterested and Eowyn gets her heart broken... AGAIN

9)Is there any such thing as a thirteen/Eight fluff?
Elrond/Aragorn... yes, sadly XD

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
You Tried To Kill Me Once, But I Stupidly Forgive You Unnamed Wraith XD

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four/ one?
I'd never let Pippin get away with it. I'd punch Merry. And possibly Pippin. (Sorry Pip!! I'll just never let you do it with Merry again!! Yes, I know what happened that night... NOPE sorry, don't want to hear it, Pip!)

12) Is 5 hot?
Bilbo? I only know dudes who find him attractive O.o

13) What would happen if 6 and 7 started going out?
If Balin and Gollum went out... I would puke. A lot.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Maybe about me and Merry... to tease me. I dunno where Bilbo comes in... O.o

15) What might ten scream at a moment of passion?
I have an idea... but it is to depressing to script here.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

17)If you wrote a One/Six/ Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Balin was drunk one day... and there was a Ringwraith there. The 5th one. They pick the cutest hobbit there (Pippin of course) and then use him to do quite unspeakable things. Then Pippin's wife (me) slaps him for doing it. Poor Pip. XD

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
For Gimli to use on me...
G: Gimli a piece of that!
D: HAHAHAHAHA worst pun ever >:(

19) How might Eleven describe relationship between two/eight

20) How emo is Seven?
Gollum is extremely Emo.

21) What would happen if three got four pregnant? 
You know, some people actually ship them. But I think it would be the other way around...

22) Do you recall any fics about 14? 
Sam appears in many a fanfic. Usually paired with Frodo O.o I'M NOT SUGGESTING ANYTHING!!

23) Would two and eleven make a good couple? 
Nope. No Me/Arwen. XD

24) Five/eight or five/ten? 
Bilbo/Gimli over Bilbo/Aragorn, probably

25) What would happen if one walked in on five and six having a heart-to-heart chat?
... He'd turn around on the spot and get about of that room as quickly as possible.

26) Is there such thing as one/eight fluff?
Yep, believe it or not. I've seen it before O.O I don't recommend it

27) Suggest a title for a seven/fourteen hurt/comfort fic.
Don't Hit Me With That Frying Pan

28) If you wrote a one/two/seven fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: Gollum appears for no reason. Most of this is a Diamond Of Long Cleeve fanfic 'cause she's awesome. And Pip's there too. Say hi, Pip. (Hi! :D)

29) What would be a good pick-up line for thirteen to use on fourteen?
Elrond: My eyebrows are like untamed tigers; they can't be controlled. (wiggles eyebrows)
Sam: Yeah, they are pretty strange lookin', Mister.

30) When was the last time you read a three fanfic?
I'd say more than a month ago

31) How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?
... I'd be very confused....

32) What would you do if Three walked into your room only wearing red ribbons?
I'd send her over to Aragorn's room. She's probably lost...

33) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, has a one-night thing with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 14. 
Pippin and Gollum are in a happy relationship (???) until Gandalf runs off with Gollum (Gandalf! How could you??). Pippin, brokenhearted, has a one-night thing with Arwen (really??) and a brief unhappy affair with Ringwraith #5 (I would bet it's unhappy; why would you date a dead king??), then follows the wise advice of Bilbo and finds true love with Sam. (XD)

34) How would 9 react if 13 died?
He'd be so sad he'd admit his true love for him. Wait... I just typed that?? All this pervy-ness is getting to me...

35) Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?
Pippin/Balin or Me/Merry... Me and Merry definitely >:D

36) For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
Gollum/Ringwraith #5... probably Action/Torture kinda thing, no?

37) Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Pippin would never kill me and Gandalf would never kill Bilbo. So neither are possible. Okay, Pippin Might kill me. I get on people's nerves...

38) Who's better looking, 6 or 9?
Balin or Gandalf... Gandalf. Even though that's disgusting.

39) Do you find 2 attractive?

40) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?
If Gollum walked in on Me and Aragorn kissing... his huge eyes would grow larger and he'd be scarred for life XD

41) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 1 runs off with 9. After 9 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset, as he was secretly in love with 2, and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. 4  finds 14, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!
Pippin and Aragorn are in a happy relationship (sure, WHY NOT??) until Pippin runs off with Gandalf (GROSS!!). After Gandalf dumps Pippin for Me (JUST LET ME AND PIP BE TOGETHER!!) Balin get upset, as he was secretly in love with Me, (aww, thanks Balin! It was never possible, though, you know that right?) and retaliates by dating Ringwraith #5. Alone and brokenhearted, Pippin travels in search of a friend (but it'll end up more than a friend, won't it?) Finally, Pippin meets Merry and Gollum. Merry finds Sam(WHY NOT??), Gollum gets Arwen (all right, THE WORLD WENT MAD!!) but now Pippin is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Balin and Ringwraith #5!

42) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Eowyn and Aragorn.. Gollum wouldn't be surprised.

43) 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is also with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
Pippin has a relationship with Balin (weird), but secretly wants Me (OF COURSE!!). Balin knows this (it's a bit obvious), and breaks up with Pippin (YES HE'S MINE!!) to go pursue Eowyn, who's with Arwen (O.O MESSED UP!!). Arwen is also with Gimli, however, who's cheating on Arwen with Aragorn (XD that's hilarious). Aragorn finds out, and cheats with Gollum (XD That'll get 'em jealous XD), who is, in turn, cheating on Merry (poor Merry, all he gets is Gollum and he can't even hold a relationship with a schizophrenic dude who eats raw fish). Pippin pursues Me, who just broke up with Bilbo (yes, Pippin over Bilbo definitely, even though Bilbo's amazing), who's now after Gandalf (Bilbo and Gandalf??). Pippin gives up on this (NOO!!) and ends up with Ringwraith #5, while Balin finally ends up with Eowyn.

44) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

45) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Aragorn. He'd chop anyone who came near me!!

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