I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD! :D
So this is where all of my rants are gonna be, about what's wrong with the world. Yeah, I just don't like the world. At all.
Not even a little bit.
A LOT of this will be very feminist. But girls are Grade-A biitches, so I'mma be giving out about them, too.
Okay, first up. Fvcking periods.
I'm not gonna go on one of the usual rants, like "oh why do girls have to have periods, if guys had them they couldn't cope" and so on and so forth.
Nah, I wanna know; WHY ARE PERIODS THIS BIG FVCKING SECRET?
Everyone knows about periods. Everyone knows why they happen. Everyone knows that they fvcking exist. USE THE FVCKING WORD.
Like, if a girl's being more of a biitch than usual, then she knows she's on her period, and you know she's on her period, BUT EVERYONE JUST DOESN'T SAY A FVCKING WORD ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT A SECRET. IT'S FVCKING NATURE.
And then if you outright say it, there will be some whore standing nearby who'll be all gasps and giggles and all like "lol she jst sd shes on hr period, lol wht a slut;" NO. FVCK YOU. NO. JUST NO.
Every girl fvcking has them. Everyone knows that. JUST FVCKING SAY IT.
SAYING THAT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BIITCH CAUSE YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD DOES NOT MAKE YOU A WHORE OR A SLUT. HOW THE FVCK WOULD THAT MAKE ANY SENSE.
I just- UGH. People are stupid.
And another thing; GIRLS WEAR BRAS. GET OVER IT.
I mean like, when you're out with your friends or whatever and they're all like "Ooooh, watch it, your bra strap is showing!"
Yes, because I wouldn't want anyone to know I'm wearing a bra, would I?
Would it really not be more disturbing if I wasn't?
People just irritate me. Oh my Jesus fvck. I can't cope with other members of the human race sometimes.
I just don't see the point in acting like all of this is some big secret which we must not let the male population know about, ever. THEY ALREADY FVCKING KNOW.
EVERYONE. FVCKING. KNOWS.
So yeah. I'm weird about things like that. Or maybe you're all weird and I'm just normal, idk :P
~Jenni xxx
I'm not gonna go on one of the usual rants, like "oh why do girls have to have periods, if guys had them they couldn't cope" and so on and so forth.
Nah, I wanna know; WHY ARE PERIODS THIS BIG FVCKING SECRET?
Everyone knows about periods. Everyone knows why they happen. Everyone knows that they fvcking exist. USE THE FVCKING WORD.
Like, if a girl's being more of a biitch than usual, then she knows she's on her period, and you know she's on her period, BUT EVERYONE JUST DOESN'T SAY A FVCKING WORD ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT A SECRET. IT'S FVCKING NATURE.
And then if you outright say it, there will be some whore standing nearby who'll be all gasps and giggles and all like "lol she jst sd shes on hr period, lol wht a slut;" NO. FVCK YOU. NO. JUST NO.
Every girl fvcking has them. Everyone knows that. JUST FVCKING SAY IT.
SAYING THAT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BIITCH CAUSE YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD DOES NOT MAKE YOU A WHORE OR A SLUT. HOW THE FVCK WOULD THAT MAKE ANY SENSE.
I just- UGH. People are stupid.
And another thing; GIRLS WEAR BRAS. GET OVER IT.
I mean like, when you're out with your friends or whatever and they're all like "Ooooh, watch it, your bra strap is showing!"
Yes, because I wouldn't want anyone to know I'm wearing a bra, would I?
Would it really not be more disturbing if I wasn't?
People just irritate me. Oh my Jesus fvck. I can't cope with other members of the human race sometimes.
I just don't see the point in acting like all of this is some big secret which we must not let the male population know about, ever. THEY ALREADY FVCKING KNOW.
EVERYONE. FVCKING. KNOWS.
So yeah. I'm weird about things like that. Or maybe you're all weird and I'm just normal, idk :P
~Jenni xxx
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Really?!
I should make a rant story to.
Yes, really. c:
You should, it's a good way to expel negative emotions. ^-^
Yessss so true but omg I couldn't breathe at the sandwich part XD
The bit about "girls that dress like sluts OBVIOUSLY deserve to get r^ped" reminds me of this advert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGnGPAZcsqE
Omg ikr I saw that on Tumblr it's my favourite ad ever
It's a bossss of an advert
... I love you so much right now. (Hell yeah: lots of homo!! I love you for this!!).
Speaking of 'homo'. What makes me so mad is when guys are like: Ahahaha no homo, man. It's like: no. Just no. You tell your bud you love him?? Cool. How come girls can say I love you to her friends, but a guy can't because it's considered unmanly?????? I dunno, man. Just pisses me off. A lot.
Anyway... Love your rants. Keep up the good... Rants. I guess. :)
And also, homo means man or human. They're saying "Hey I love you but no human." we aRE LITERALLY ALL HOMO
Is this the place where all you anger is dumped into?
Yes, yes it is.
You are so right! What about this: Girls who never had a boyfriend or who have never kissed. OMG she never kissed? OMG you're kidding! Wow, what a loser! I bet she doesn't even know what a boyfriend is! Like OMG! Right? Wrong. Yeah, no. F--k you. I'm just waiting for the right guy, jerk. It's not up to you to judge others. Heck it's nobody's job to judge people. So go f--k yourself b-tch.
Can you just marry me right now please?
That sounds fun, will there be cake?
There will always be cake. ♥
True dat!
Btw if a guy likes someone who doesn't like them back, at least here, we are creeps:-/
I hate that:-/ especially since all the girls I ever like don't like me backXD
Ha... You write good rants:-p
Is that so? Well then I have a topic for my next rant. (◕‿◕✿)
Why thank you. c:
I love psychology omg I wanna major in it
Jenni, I couldn't agree with chapter 6 any more than I already do! This entire story is so true! I love your opinions! I'm looking forward to the next chapter! :D
I've almost hit my breaking point with drama.