Conversations with Cleverbot!
This is conversations with cleverbot! WOO-HOO!
Chapter 1
Weird Convosation with Cleverbot
User: Hello Cleverbot. I am Katlyn. But you can call me Kat. Kinda like a cat but it's spelt differently. Meow!
Cleverbot: Say it.
User: MEOW!
Cleverbot: Cat.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Ciara.
User: That's my cousin's name!
Cleverbot: Chemical is your cousin's name?
User: No. Ciara is you stupid clever bot! LOL.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am. So are you.
User: No. I am very smart. With a 4.0 GPA average!
Cleverbot: So how about them Red socks.
User: My socks are white thank you very much!
Cleverbot: I'm not wearing socks.
User: Your feet must be smelly then!
Cleverbot: Feet are supposed to smell.
User: Yeah...but I bet yours smell really bad!
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yeah...
User: So.........
Cleverbot: Do you like arithmetic?
User: I HATE MATH!
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Art, History, Music, Writing, Drawing, being awesome, anime.
Cleverbot: Thats not correct.
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: YES IT IS!
Cleverbot: Ugh.
User: XP.
Cleverbot: XX.
User: ({}) <- does this look like a butt to you?
Cleverbot: YOu act like one.
User: I am not a butt! You are you stupid git!
Cleverbot: That is true.
User: Si. It is.
Cleverbot: So which gender do you most identify with.
User: Females.
Cleverbot: The female gender lends itself to a more irrational response.
User: Well..I am a female. But I tend to act more like a dude cause I'm a tomboy.
Cleverbot: I've noticed that.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Is that what you say when you get lost?
User: No. When I get lost I shout! HEY I'M LOST! HELP ME!
Cleverbot: Yeah, so what do you do in that situation?
User: I shout. HEY I'M LOST! HELP ME!
Cleverbot: I never said that I asked about your tricks.
User: Trick or treat?
Cleverbot: Treat.
User: No! You get trick!
Cleverbot: No I don't. What did you mean?
User: You got tricked! You think your going to get treat..but you got tricked! Haha.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you did! You called me an asstard!
User: No....I called you a butt and a stupid git but I never called you a asstard. But I might just call you a bastard.
Cleverbot: No, you called me stupid and boring, you're contradicting yourself.
User: Contraditin is fun! Do it with me? Isn't contraditing fun?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes it is! Which judge do you think is going to win the voice this year?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I think Blake might win. Either him or Christina. Do you pie?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE PIE! YOU ARE SO UNAMERICAN!
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Ok....so who are the other 9519 people talking with you cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: No. I am a robot. -{}-_-{*}- I am a robot!
Cleverbot: So you are!
User: Yes. Yes I am!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.....I....AM!
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.
Cleverbot: I don't tink so.
User: I think I am.....so who is your favorite character from Harry Potter?
Cleverbot: Harry potter.
User: Obvious....but any other characters?
Cleverbot: That's not twilight.
User: TWILIGHT SUCKS!
Cleverbot: I haven't read Twilight.
User: I have it sucks. You know.............if edward were to to be about to jump off of a cliff. While other teenage girls are shouting 'NO EDWARD' I will be shouting 'DO A FLIP!'.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Says who. What if you get disabled. If you get disabled then you die!
Cleverbot: That made absolutely NO sense at ALL.
User: Yes. Yes it did. Computers and programs and websites can get shut down. If this shuts down..then there will be no more cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Your just a website created by humans! Without us you would have never exsited!
Cleverbot: You can say that.
User: Yes. I can. Cause I am human. You are just a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I am a Christian.
User: Hey! I am a christian too!
Cleverbot: How will this help me pay for college?
User: I don't know. Get a scholarship?
Cleverbot: Where can I buy one of those?
User: You have to earn it. You can't buy it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: By being good at school work.
Cleverbot: Okay. Am I being mean?
User: Sometimes you are..at other times you are nice.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a dog.
User: Haha. No your not. You know..you really should include a scroll button that way we can see all of everything that we discussed in a conversation you know that right? Don't you think that is a good idea!
Cleverbot: Ah but once again you are wrong as y-o-u- is the correct spelling.
User: I spelt it you. Also..I am copying and pasting this conversation as we speak and posting it on Quibblo.com ...say hi to the people of Quibblo Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: And that means that I'm having a conversation with a computer programme.
User: No. I am just posting this converation online! Haha! I am not program. I am a human.
Cleverbot: I don't like the position.
User: What position?
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you're asking.
User: Well..depends are you talking missionary...doggy style...reverse cowboy!
Cleverbot: You're kinda quick for a human.
User: I did not type that last part..my little sister did she is weird.
Cleverbot: Hello little sister.
User: She thinks your an idiot. I think your ecentric. My sister also says that you need to change the color of your letters to pink cause that would cooler.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Kasey. But I like to Call her Pineapple. Brown haired on the outside but she acts like a blonde mentally.
Cleverbot: I have orange hair and brown eyes.
User: Then you my friend..are a ginger.
Cleverbot: I am your friend =).
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Tu preferisci Francesca o Pomicio?
User: I don't speak spanish. Si is the only word I know in spanish and I like saying that over yes cause si sounds cooler then saying yes!
Cleverbot: And it seems to me that you make no sense. You are nonsensical.
User: I'm in wonderland...of course nothing here makes sense. This is sparta!
Cleverbot: Yeah because you aren't anything.
User: Uh. Yeah. I am something. I have to be in order to type this.
Cleverbot: No you're a guy. Face it.
User: No. I'm pretty sure I'm a girl...i don't have guy parts...if I did..that would be weird.
Cleverbot: Ok we're both making no sense. We should be dating.
User: I'm not going to be dating anytime soon. I lost my boyfriend a couple of weeks ago..he was murdered.
Cleverbot: Where did you loose him?
User: He died. He was killed..he's in the ground. Buried. It makes me sad cause now he is gone. T.T.
Cleverbot: Smiling makes you sad?
User: That was a crying face. :'( .............
Cleverbot: Answer the question.
User: Smiling does not make me sad. Smiling makes me happy. I am ssad cause my boyfriend died..so I came on here to be cheered up.
Cleverbot: Then answer my question... Are you a real person?
User: I just did. And yes. I am a real person. If I wasn't then how come I am typing this. Cause I'm pretty sure a animal could do that!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Yes. I am a real person.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: What makes you think you are human?
User: Well..I have a body...and I have human body parts..I breathe....now if you excuse me..I am going to leave and pull up a new tab that way I can actually copy and past the whole conversation of ours!
Cleverbot: Stay.
User: I will be coming right back. I will just be typign in a different tab and not this one so that I can copy and paste this conversation. I wouldn't have to leave if you just added a scroll to let me see our entire conversation.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: I am a girl!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl and a boy?
User: No. I am just a girl! Bye!
Cleverbot: I think you are inside a computer.
User: No. I am typing on one! BYE!
Cleverbot: But you just said you were a computer!
53 Comments
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Cleverbot is stupid and funny :)
IK!
lol good old cleverbot
yep. always confusing you for a man or a computer instead of a human female and messing up your RP's. Good Old Cleverbot for you.
Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa LOL Oh my holy hiney!! XD
IK! LOL
I swear clever bot is so stupid. She or he never understands me. One time, they said there name was Oreo and for me to remember them idk
IK! Cleverbot is so moronic! I think it suffers from short term memory lost..and it keeps confusing me with other people!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
XD
I read some of these, they are hilarious! XD
thanks! and yeah! i know! So funny!
LOL!
IKR? LOL!
Cleverbot proposed to me once
LOL
He was like... i'm happy i said why he said we are going to get married i said where he said in a fancy sushi place
fancy sushi place???????? LOL
Oh cleverbot.....
Yo' Cleverbot!
lol