How to waste twenty minutes of your life like a pro

Chapter 1

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Name: Technically I'm Jennifer, but then it changed to Jen and then Jenny and now finally Jenni because I'm a unique snowflake
- Single or Taken: I am taken by my girlfriend yes I know wow a girl with a girlfriend shocker right?
- SÄ—x: Unicorn
- Birthday: November 30th because my parents decided Christmas was too mainstream
- Sign: Sagittarius, the sign of the Katniss Everdeen. I mean the archer.
- Hair Color: Blonde, biitches.
- Eye Color: Idek like blue, green, grey, freaking purple sometimes yes my eyes are fucked up
- Height: 5' 11". Whaddup, shawty.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: I'm like bi or pan or something
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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Aussie because kangaroos
- What are you listening to right now?: 212 by Azealia Banks because if you don't like Azealia we have a problem
- Who is the last person that called you?: Idk who they are like whose number is this why are you calling me you loser
- How many buddies are online right now?: Approx. 3 and 2 thirds
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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Animals: Misha Collins (he counts right)
- Color: Red like the blood of the sheep I sacrificed to Satan last night.
- Drink: THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES
- Element: Fire like have you ever watched a fire it's so pretty
- Food: Ew
- Game: Alllllllll ze games :3
- Movie: You terrible creature, how dare you make me choose?
- Song: Gah. Um. Possibly Carry On My Wayward Son. But that makes me cry a lot so yeah.
- Subjects In School: Art because fuck what society thinks
- T.V. Show: Are you a sadist or something what don't make me pick between my bbys
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given Anyone A Bath?: Yes, yes I have
- Smoked?: Not like pot or anything because it dulls my hatred
- Bungee Jumped?: No but can I bungee jump now please
- Made Yourself Throw Up?: Can I like not answer this please
- Skinny Dipped?: ;)
- Ever Been In Love?: Ummmm pass.
- Made Yourself Cry To Get Out Of Trouble?: Ew no I just turn up my sass meter.
- Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Hahahahahahahahahahaha yes
- Actually Seen Your Crush Naked?: Again, I'd rather not answer.
- Cried When Someone Died?: Noooooo, I'm an emotionless robot.
- Lied: Who the fuck hasn't?
- Fallen For Your Best Friend?: Yeah. Stupid whore.
- Used someone?: Yuh huh
- Done Something You Regret?: Sometimes I wake up in the morning. I regret that.
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: Band t-shirt and shorts
- Desktop Picture: Satan saying "Pay attention to me I'm bored." No, not that Satan. Satan from Supernatural.
- CD In Player: None
- DVD In Player: Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince
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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You Touched: How the fuck am I supposed to remember
- Hugged: Oscar?
- You kissed: My girlfriend who the fuck do you think
- You IMed: I don't freaking know
- Talk To Online: Myself
- You Sexed It Up with: Oops not answering hahahahahaha
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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: Possibly
- Open-minded?: I try to be
- Arrogant?: Incredibly so. It masks how much I want to die. c;
- Insecure?: Have a wild guess, sweetcheeks.
- Random?: No, I'm spontaneous.
- Hungry?: Nooooooooo.
- Smart?: Very, despite popular belief.
- Moody?: Occasionally
- Organized?: I have a blog. Of course I'm not organised.
- Shy?: Depends.
- Difficult?: Naaaaaaaah I'm easy. Not that kind of easy. Stop thinking that.
- Bored Easily?: Of course, if I wasn't bored easily I wouldn't have 14 tabs open.
- Entertained Easily?: Oh God yes
- Obsessed?: I obsess over everything. Including people. ... Especially people.
- Lazy?: I am incredibly lazy and also filled with energy so I sit around all day doing nothing but really wanting to do something but being to lazy to do anything.
- Angry?: No... I'm just kinda indifferent, I guess.
- Happy?: Happy is not a constant state of mind, it's a fleeting moment among many other fleeting moments. So no, I am not happy.
- Hyper?: Well I drink a lot of coffee so I guess so
- Trusting?: I trust no one.
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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In The Morning I: wish I was dead.
- Love Is: stupid.
- I Dream About: nightmares, only nightmares...
- What Do You Notice First In The Opposite S,ex You're Into: Hair and the way they're dressed. If they have Kurt Cobain hair, I'll love him forever. If they dress like they don't give a shiit, I'll love them forever.
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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes You Laugh The Most: Are you kidding, have you met me, my sense of humour is perf
- Makes You Smile: No one and yet everyone
- Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Him/Her: Irrelevant
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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit On The Internet All Night Waiting For That Someone Special To IM You?: Psh... Noooo....
- Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite S,ex?: Yes because let's face it I would make a smexy guy and also girls are hot
- Wish You Were Younger?: Oh God no
- Cry Because Someone Said Something To You?: No I'm better than everyone why would I do that
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken?: Why would I count that's just depressing
- Of Guys I've Kissed: Seventeen million
- Of Girls I've Kissed: Three billion
- Of Cd's I Own: DON'T EVEN GO THERE
- Of Scars On My Body: What like currently or ever
Because either way, I'll be here all night

Well that was fun and wasted a good twenty minutes or so yaaaaay

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