This urbandictionary shiit everyone's doing

Chapter 1

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Time to jump aboard the bandwagon woot woot.

K so I got by about 9 different names so let us find out what all of these names mean yeah yuh.

1. Jenni
The most awesomest person you'll ever meet in your entire life! Jenni's are awesomely awesome! There's not enough words to describe them they are just WOWWW so awesome!
Woooowww... Jenni is soooo awesome!

Yes, I know I am awesome, but calm down seriously how many times did you even say awesome omg

2. Jennifer

From a Cornish form of the Old Welsh name Gwenhwyfar (Guenevere).
Jennifer's are an extremely rare beauty inside & out. They are loyal to friends & family & will stand by you as long as you will let them; very supportive. They know how to love no other way than hard. Jennifer's have a deep passion for life & the things that are important to them. Sometimes their passion can be mistaken for attitude but, let it be known, it's only because they are misunderstood by some; their passion is real & for no other purpose. Jennifer's are naturally beautiful - making some green with envy of their natural features; so it is only fitting that they have keen interest in the nature around them & preserving natural beauty. They were born with it & are wired to love & care for things in their natural state as well as all creatures big and small.

Jennifer's will be there through the good times & the bumps along the way. Their friendship does not thin, it is not a fair-weather friendship. It is as real as the Jennifer you encounter. Strong & supportive; beautiful & timeless. Should you come across a Jennifer make them your best friend and hold onto them forever; I know I will.

TOO LONG I shall admit that I did not read all of that because I got bored seems right though cause let's face it I'm fabulous

3. Jennitalia
Not defined yet
Cara and Rachel, y'all have some work to do ;D xD

In conclusion, I'm cool and everyone loves me.

OKAY SO NO ONE EVER POSTS THE BAD DEFINITIONS SO IT'S TIME FOR THEM OKAY

1. Jenni
The dumbest person anyone could ever meet!

A hy·po·chon·dri·ac

1. somebody with imaginary illness: somebody who is unduly preoccupied with personal health and believes that illness is nearly always present or imminent

Afraid of confrontation!

Biggest liar in the universe!

Face full of zits she claims are cancer!

Sits at home playing with herself all day long
always on a diet but always in the drive thru getting fast food!

always butts into someone else conversations
very un·couth
1. ill-mannered: behaving in an ill-mannered or unrefined way

I wonder if I pretend to be sick today will Jenni have my symptoms tomorrow?

I am so glad my parents didn't name me Jenni!

I am so glad I am not related to Jenni!

Uncouth: Hey, you owe me money!

Okay this is actually hilarious because a) I am the smartest person in my year and also the year above mine so yeah innaccurate
b) I am literally the least health-conscious person you will ever meet, I'm more preoccupied with weight than health tbh
c) If I was afraid of confrontation I wouldn't post so many rants like what even
d) I have never had a zit or a spot in my life so that's wrong woot woot
e) Fast food disgusts me like why would you even consider consuming that
f) I don't even talk that much how could I constantly butt in on conversations
Apart from that and the fact that I have never faked an illness that was pretty accurate I guess


2. Jennifer
OKAY I COULDN'T FIND A SINGLE BAD DEFINITION FOR JENNIFER WHICH WOULD BE MY FULL NAME WHICH SLIGHTLY WORRIES ME BECAUSE I'M REALLY ANNOYING BUT LIKE THERE'S NOTHING THERE THAT SAYS THAT WHAT

So I go by like 6 other names besides those ones but yeah I didn't want to have to find all of them too so yes this is what urbandictionary thinks of me basically I'm awesome k baii

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