kidnapped~ a one direction story
two girls named jenni and ashley get kidnapped by louis tomlinson and zayn malik. what will happen to them? why were they taken? what do they think about it? read the story to find out!
written by me and my friend ( http://www.quibblo.com/user/iamadirectioner_ )
Who took them and what they think
Jenni: no, I'm asleep and answering your question. sarcastic
Ashley: do you realize that we're TRAPPED IN A CLOSET, PROBABLY IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE!!!!!
Jenni: oohh, that's why it's so dark. Can you tell the sun to light up this closet?
Ashely: jenni this Is NO time for messing around! we need to get help so start shouting and I'll see if I can get us out
Jenni: yells help! this closet doesn't come with a pizza bar! Someone open the door so we can find breakfast!
Ashely: nice going jenni. sarcastic I can't get us out. maybe you can try gettin us out while I shout.
Jenni: ok. trys to get us out I'm failing. Why is getting out so hard?
Mystery guy: mysterious guys open the door but its to dark to see who they are because the rope has a lock attached to it and you need the key to open it.
Ashely: who are you guys and why have you kidnapped us?
Mystery guy # 2: don't you know us? confused
Jenni: how can we know who you are if all we see is darkness?
Mystery guy: alright Lou, turn the lights on lights are turned on
Ashley: OMG WE GOT KIDNAPPED BY ONE DIRECTION!!!
Jenni: shocked at who appears when lights come on why did you guys kidnap us???
Zayn and Louis: IT WAS HIS IDEA!! point at each other
Louis: ok, we wanted girlfriends.
Jenni: interesting. Do you always tie up people that you like?
Zayn:evil grin not yet.
Ashely: untie us and I'll give you a piece of--
Jenni: miniature bread named chicken!!!!!!
All: look at jenni
Ashely: really jenni? I was gonna say a piece of my MIND.
Louis: says to jenni THAT'S MY GIRL !!
Jenni: your girl???????? confused
Zayn: yeah Louis your girl, in fact you could be twins .
Jenni: ooh that makes me want a twin! Can my twin be a bunny? said excitedly
Louis: HEY, are you calling me a BUNNY!!
Ashely: well if you think about it louis, she could be right. don't bunnies like carrots?
Zayn: well she's got a point you know
Louis: CARROTS! WHERE, WHERE, WHERE! leaves room in search of carrots HEY YOU TRICKED ME! THERE ARE NO CARROTS! comes back in
Zayn: Louis you at the whole bag last night
Louis: :,( * starts to fake cry *
Ashely: aww don't cry Louis. I'll buy you Carrots as soon as I get out ! rope falls to the ground so I spring up slap zayn and Louis in their faces c'mon jenni lets goâ€¦wait a Minute .why do I see Big Ben from here?
Louis: your in London.
Ashely: we're in London faints
Jenni: wait, did you really just say London? Yay! jumps up and down ... stops jumping and gets sadder why was I so happy? I don't even know what there is to do in London. Is there anything fun to do here?
Zayn: lots of stuff but don't we need to wake her up?
Jenni: I guess said sadly does anyone know how to wake a person up?
Louis: zayn quick do CPR
Zayn: she's not dying but if it means I get to kiss her then ok does CPR
Jenni: really zayn? Really? You know she'll likely slap you when she wakes up.
Ashely: wakes up to the feeling being kissed by zayn so I slapped him
Zayn: OW! WHY DO YOU KEEP SLAPPING ME?
Ashely: BECAUSE YOUR SUCH A JERK!
Zayn: WHAT DID I DO!?
Louis: well this is interesting I'll get the popcorn.leaves to get it
Jenni: I'm coming with you follows Louis
Louis: screams and starts to run
Jenni: starts to run
Ashely: I WANT YOU TO SEND ME AND MY FRIEND TO OUR HOME IN NEBRASKA .
Zayn: WE CAN'T AND WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Jenni/louis: come back
Ashely: why and I DON'T KNOW.
Zayn: because our plane broke down and it won't be ready for 2 weeks.
Ashely: where's my Dorothy slippers when ya need them?
Jenni: you left then in the hotel pool on our trip to Disney land.
Louis: I'LL GET THEM!
Jenni: ok! When do we leave?
Louis: in about 9 months .
Jenni: yay! An odd number. I'm happy that you didn't say 8 because that is a scary number.
Louis: I know right!
Jenni: see Ashley, Louis agrees that 8 is scary. And you said that I was the only person to think that.
Ashely: not now jenni, I'm having a crisis here.
Zayn: what's wrong with living in London?
Ashely: nothing, I just don't wanna live with five boys in one apartment and one of them is a jerk cause he won't take me home and he wants me to be his GIRLFRIEND!
jenni: ashley calm down. being angry is not gonna get you home any faster.
Ashely: your right jenni, that's why I'm going to kill zayn jumps on zayn and starts beating him
Zayn: Ow! Get this girl off me!
jenni: killing is not calming down!! trys to pull ashley away but is failing louis a little help here please.
Louis: sure helps pull her off of zayn ok, lets agree on a no attack rule.
Ashely: ugh. Fine, whateves but you'll be hearing from my lawyer sits on couch with arms crossed
jenni: you have a lawyer?
Louis: why do you need to contact your lawyer?
Ashely: it's just an expression !!
Zayn: umm..ok who wants to head to the park?
Ashely: who wants to head to go home to Nebraska?
Jenni: I vote both!
Louis: neither, we should go buy carrots.
Zayn: umm..ok first off forget the park, it's getting dark and second we have carrots Louis and third off we have extra rooms you girls can sleep in.
Louis: you can never have to many carrots zayn.
Jenni: stupid darkness. Wait did you say sleep? Are people supposed to sleep at night?
Zayn: whatever Louis and unless your a vampire.
jenni: but sleeping is boring. you can't do anything whined
Zayn: looks at jenni
Jenni: what? confused am I the only one to think that?