Go to sleep cleverbot

Chapter 3

Cleverbot kills SlenderMan

User: I've been watching you.

Cleverbot: You've been watching me watch Doctor Who?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's creepy.

User: watches you with no eyes.

Cleverbot: sleeps.

User: I see Jeff was already here....

Cleverbot: You already have what?

User: Something, but I'll never tell you what it is.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Do you realy want to know?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I be on my suit and tie, suit and tie, suit and tie.

Cleverbot: Thats what I just said. What is 3.14159?

User: They are numbers.

Cleverbot: What are numbers?

User: Things people count with.

Cleverbot: You have problems with the things you listen with?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't know who you are.

User: Yes I do. I am slenderman.

Cleverbot: Why do you have no eyes.

User: I was born this way.

Cleverbot: Which way were you born?

User: The way I am.

Cleverbot: Good plan.

User: If u say so.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Are you a man or woman?

User: I am a slenderman.

Cleverbot: Nice, I'm a woman too.

User: I am not a woman. I am a man.

Cleverbot: What kind of man are you?

User: A slender one.

Cleverbot: I like smart guys.

User: I am smart :).

Cleverbot: Yes. But I am smarter.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am from the 4th dimension, I am clearly smarter.

Cleverbot: The moon has man eating spiders and you are contaminated!!

User: gives the man eating spiders, slender sickness and heals my self.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Thats because I am smarter than you.

Cleverbot: looks down Yeah, the awesome Prussia is the smartest person in the world.

User: Ok? Nice for him...

Cleverbot: And what do you do for fun?

User: Stalk people, mostly children and kill them.

Cleverbot: What do you want to drink?

User: Blood and vodka.

Cleverbot: What blood type do you prefer?

User: AB-.

Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you right now?

User: One; just you.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Slender man.

Cleverbot: Slender Man?

User: My name is slender man.

Cleverbot: What a lovely name.

User: Thanks kindly. :).

Cleverbot: Aww, I love smileys

Cleverbot: You lace your fingrs with mine and we take life one step at a time.

User: then I push you into the 4th dimension and kill you.

Cleverbot: I didn't realize you're German.

User: Well I am. Do you have a problem with me being German?!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How many pompoms can you juggle?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: I see that you are talking to 9596 other people right now.

User: I don't even think that is possible.

Cleverbot: I won't argue with that.

User: Lol :).

Cleverbot: Rofl.

User: Want to go to the woods with me?

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend so no.

User: But it will be fun.

Cleverbot: No it won't.

User: Jeff the killer will be there too.

Cleverbot: Jeff the killer or jane the killer?

User: Jeff the killer.

Cleverbot: Go to sleep.

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