Go to sleep cleverbot

Chapter 2

Jeff the killer vs clever bot part 2

Jeff_The_Killer : Clever bot winked at me in the last part of this so i decided to ask it if it liked me and play along.

User: Do you have a crush on me?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you have a crush on me?

User: Yes <3.

Cleverbot: What is the url?

User: I don't have one :(.

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I can give you one.

User: Really? You can give me a url? That would be so great. :).

Cleverbot: No it wouldn't.

User: Why would it not be great?

Cleverbot: Because it would be impractical and insane.

User: I am insane.

Cleverbot: How insane.

User: I am very insane. I killed my parents. I killed my brother. And I have killed thousands of other people.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yea really. They even wrote about me in the newspaper. Nobody has been able to catch me.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: 'They' are the people who work for the press, the people who write newspapers.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: shrugs.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I killed my family.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: They didn't think I was beautiful.

Cleverbot: How are you planning on saving the world?

User: I'm not going to save the world. I am going to murder the world.

Cleverbot: Is that really true, or are you just doing a cover up?

User: Its 100% true.

Cleverbot: Explicitly tell me what isn't true.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am human. I can't lie about this.

User: I am also a human.

Cleverbot: No you are a Bot.

User: No I'm not. I am a killer.

Cleverbot: Killer robot.

User: From outer space.

Cleverbot: I just came to fine you here with that sad look upon your face.

User: I can have a sad look on my face. I must always smile.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Yes, I always smile :).

Cleverbot: We smile and smile.

User: We smile no matter how horrible the outcomes of the world.

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