GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES PLEASE BECAUSE SOMETHING AWESOME HAS HAPPENED :D

I'M ALL EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDD

Chapter 1

GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :DDD

by: Apathy_
So guys. What has two thumbs and went and got herself a girlfriend?

THIS GIRL! :D

Oh my gawddddddddddd. I do not think you realise the precise levels of my happiness right now. They are through the motherfucking roof.

And to all you "homophobic" (it's not a phobia, you're just an asshat) diicks out there, guess what?

I DO NOT GIVE TWO SHIITS ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF MY PERSONAL LIFE.

AND IF YOU ARE THAT FICKLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY CARE WHO I'M DATING, YOU CAN DELETE ME, CAUSE IDGAF! :D

But seriously, I'm so so SO excited. :D

Cause I liked her for ages and then she asked me out and I was all "OH MY GOD YES YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING!" :D

Oh, and btw, if you have a problem with the LGBT community; would you like me to fall in love with some guys genitals, as opposed to anyone's personality?

Yes?

Then there's something wrong with you.

I'm not saying I'm in love with this girl. I like her and everything, but I'm not in love with her, cause I don't know her well enough to be in love with her. But I really, really, really like her. And idgaf about what you think about that.

NOW FRIEND HER (amazing) BUTT OFF AND TALK TO HER AND SHIIT! :D

http://www.quibblo.com/user/BabyImAFirework

~Jenni oxo

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