Why I Greatly Dislike One Direction
First of all, to you Directioners who are goning to biitch, let me say this:
My opinion. I am in a bit of a bad mood, and I decided to let it all out. And, I only like Louis because all my friends IRL say I am just like him. Except more... girl...
So please, if you got something mean to say, say it. Because this is the internet, and it's not the Apocolypse.
Gah, why do people like this so called 'music?'
First of all, they copy... so freakin' much! Like... who else rings a bell when you hear: British Boy Band? The Beatles! I get so infuriated when people compare them with the Beatles, that it just makes me Loki out!
When I first heard of them, I litterally thought it was a fvcking airline. My friends got pissed when I was like: What's that? An airline?
So I listened to their little song, and not even 5 seconds into it I was screaming in rage.
EVER HEARD OF GREASE? AND THEIR SONG SUMMER LOVIN' OR SUMMER NIGHTS OR WHATEVER THE FVCK?
The beginning, that little musical intro with the cowbell and the guitar. That is copied from the movie. I got the link here:
If you say that this copied One Direction, you are the biggest idiot in the entire universe of idiots. This was out before they were born! 1978. If my facts are right... Louis Tomlinson, the eldest of the group, was born in 1991... like...
Does math this song was out 13 years before they were born or whatever.
Another thing that irks me is this: When some stupid azz biitch Directioner (Not all are like this, just some... Go onto YouTube to find out how annoying some can be) said that "Oh The Beatles have no chance against One Direction, they are waaaay better!"
AHEM EXSCUSE ME?! BIITCHES, LISTEN TO ME, JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT SOME TEENAGE GIRLS SCREAMING OVER YOUR DIICKS, DOENS'T MEAN YOUR THE NEXT BEATLES. THERE WILL NEVER BE THE NEXT BEATLES. NEXT TIME SOMEONE COMPARES ONE DIRECTION IN A GOOD WAY WITH THE BEATLES, I'M GOING TO AUTOMATICCLY THINK THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THOSE NASTY AZZ ROACHES DIGGING UP IN THE MUTHA FVCKING GROUND!!!!
It's sad when I see 10 year olds who just found out how babies are made, want to bare their children. Or when I see 6 year olds snogging shirtless photos of them. It's espeacilly infuriating when I see this:
Google Images: Harry...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HARRY STYLES BEFORE HARRY POTTER?!?! GAH WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HUMANITY AND MUSIC THESE DAYS?!?!
These five little biitches came over from the UK, they came over and pretty much BRAINWASHED every one in Canada and the United States (Yes, Canadians can be Directioners too, sadly )
I don't really have a problem with their songs or whatever, or them, but let me tell you a little bit about how fvcking crazy their fans are.
First of all, not every fan is like this. Just a lot of them are.
These biitches are vicious. These biitches could hang with the likes of Hitler and mutha fvcking Jack the Ripper. If you don't like One Direction, you might as well change your damn name and enroll in fvcking Witness Protection, cuz they gonna come after you with a mutha fvcking knife...
They're like little... I dunno... Death Eaters?
Well, this is mainly it. I may have forgotten some stuff, and I watched Kingsley so I quoeted him a lot.
And here is another thing. So, by you telling me I don't see I'm beautiful, makes me beautiful. You want me to see that I'm beautiful. You think that me not seeing I'm beautiful makes me beautiful. So, when I see that I'm beautiful, you ain't gonna think I'm beautiful anymore? The fvck? Really biitch? Your setting me up for failure!
And, who the fvck smiles at the ground? Sure, I smile at the ground AFTER KILLING MY MURDER VICTIM, AND SMILING AT MY BLOODY WORK. YEAH. NOTHING WRONG ABOUT THAT. TOTALLY. (Hint the scarcasm)
If you hate on me for this, remember biitches, this is an opinion. You ain't gonna change it. Goodday, and remember:
TOM HIDDLESTON IS THE HOTTEST BRITISH GUY, NOT THEM :D
P.S: Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong generation, because music is so fvcked up these days...
I am Sorry for what my generation has done to music.
MUSIC IS FVCKED UP THESE DAYS!!!