Annoying Questions Asked By Annoying People: "Do you cut yourself?"

Some questions people constantly ask me that sorta piss me off...This is where Ima rant about all that :P

Chapter 1

"Are you wearing eyeliner?"

by: omgbye
"Are you wearing eyeliner?" "Are you wearing eyeliner?" "ARE YOU WEARING EYELINER?!"

Oh I don't know, why else would my eyes seem darker? They naturally get black outlines. DUHHH!!! Or no wait, even better, its not eyeliner. Its a sharpie marker!!!

YES its eyeliner you fvckin dumbass!!!!

Ughh its so annoying that just because I never wear any makeup and then come to school one day wearing just eyeliner, everyone just makes a big deal out of it! See, that's why I'm an "anti-makeup" type. Whenever I go out in public wearing any makeup (never worn more than lipgloss, eyeliner, and mascara), everyone usually tells me "Awww are you wearing makeup? You look so pretty!!" And this is how I comprehend the comment: "Awww you looked so ugly without any makeup!" And just because I'm weird like that, I don't wear makeup just because I'd rather be called ugly without it than be called pretty with it.

And now you ask me "Ok then why did you chose to wear makeup or eyeliner in the first place if you hate it so much? Blah BLAH BLAH!!"
My answer: "BECAUSE I FVCKIN FELT LIKE IT DAMMIT!!! I'M A WEIRDO LIKE THAT! I get bored, I find a stick of eyeliner, and I put it on. And then next day I just happen to go to school forgetting to take it off. NOW SHUT THE FVCK UP ABOUT IT!!! SERIOUSLY, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WEAR IT EVERY MOTHERFVCKIN DAY DOESN'T MEAN IM NOT GONNA WEAR IT AT ALL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!! SO WHAT IF I JUST WEAR IT ONCE IN A BILLION MONTHS??! DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO POINT IT OUT AND ASK ME WHAT IT IS!?!?! ARE YOU THAT FVCKIN STUPID?!?!!?"

Ughhhh its so annoying!!! People think they're "complimenting" me by telling me how pretty I look with makeup but they don't think enough before they speak to even consider what their statement really means.

Ok, now before I really get into this rant, ima stop.

EDIT:
I just forgot to say, these rants are pretty hatable and annoying. Some of the future ones I post might also annoy people to death and/or completely piss them off. So I'd just like to say in advance....I don't give a fvck about whatever shlt you gotta say about my ranting cuz it really won't stop me (=

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