Bang Me: The Big Bang Theory(A Fan Fiction)
Forget everything you've learned about the show. I'm entering in a new character. There is no particular place in the series I'd like it to be in, just enjoy it. I don't want any comment about where in the series things happen. To make it clear, I am NOT making everything exact. Thank you.
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The New Girl
â€œPennyâ€™s not around,â€ I said then looked around to divert any eye contact. This guy was kind of creeping me out.
â€œWell where is she and who are you?â€
More questions this was great. â€œPennyâ€™s at work,â€ I was still trying to avoid giving this guy my name.
â€œItâ€™s Monday though. Penny doesnâ€™t work on Monday.â€
â€œShe had to cover someoneâ€™s shift. What did you need anyway?â€
â€œHmp, seems like someone has the same attitude as Penny. Someoneâ€™s dropped her mail in my mailbox. I wanted to make sure she received it. I canâ€™t leave it here now though.â€
â€œWhy not? I live here too.â€
â€œYou do not live here. Iâ€™ve never seen you here in my life.â€
â€œForget it,â€ I said, snatching the mail from his hands. I then walked back into the room and slammed the door in his face. As soon as I did so I could hear the â€˜Knock, knock, knock, â€œPenny!â€â€™ starting again.
â€œI am not Penny!â€ I screamed as I opened the door again.
â€œWell you never gave me your name, now did you? How am I supposed to know what is appropriate to call you? For all I know you could be Penny, you seem to be answering to the name just as any other Penny would do.â€
â€œMy name is Maddie. Happy?â€
â€œWell, Iâ€™m not unhappy.â€ I went to go close the door again but the manâ€™s annoying voice rang out clearly again. â€œDonâ€™t you want to know my name?â€
â€œNot really, but Iâ€™m sure youâ€™ll tell me anyway.â€
â€œIâ€™m Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Itâ€™s nice to meet you Maddie.â€
â€œGood bye Sheldon,â€ I said before closing the door once again. It looked like living with this guy as a neighbor was going to be a fun time, all sarcasm intended. A few minutes later I heard a few more voices outside the door. Perhaps Penny was finally home; maybe she would have brought me my first date of being here, doubtful. Knock, knock, knock, â€œMaddie!â€ Oh god, not this guy again. Knock, knock, knock, â€œMaddie!â€ Maybe if I waited for more than three he would go away. Knock, knock, knock, â€œMaddie!â€ I stood there for a bit waiting. There was no further sound. I cautiously went over to the door and slowly opened it, trying to peer out without anyone else seeing me. It failed. Instead of the one annoying Sheldon there it turned out that he had brought three other strange looking men along with him.
â€œHi, Iâ€™m sorry about whatever it is Sheldon did. Iâ€™d just like to welcome you to the building. Iâ€™m Leonard.â€ Was what the shortest of the men said.
â€œDonâ€™t crowd the woman,â€ another man said, slightly pushing Leonard out of the way to get closer to me, â€œHoward Wolowitz, at your service.â€ I rolled my eyes at his petty attempt at flirting with me and looked behind the other three men who had already made me wish I hadnâ€™t moved here to find the fourth. He was a little Indian looking man.
â€œAnd your name is?â€ I asked.
I got no response from him but Leonard answered for him, â€œThatâ€™s Raj, he canâ€™t talk to women.â€
â€œWell, alright then. I think Iâ€™ll just be heading back in thenâ€¦â€ I said and started closing the door once again.
â€œDonâ€™t you want to come see our apartment?â€ Leonard asked before I could get the door fully shut. I had known these men for less than five minutes and already I wished to never see them again.
â€œNo thanks.â€ I said before closing the door on them.
I sat down and slumped behind the door. It seemed like all my energy had been drained just because of the conversation. All I could hear once I sat on the floor was their now fading footsteps and the Howard character saying, â€œShe totally wants me.â€