My conversation with Cleverbot XD

This was random.

Chapter 1

I shot the Sheriff

User: No. Today, we try singing Ziggy Stardust.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: I know. Let's begin!

Cleverbot: Begin what?

User: Ziggy played guitar.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Jamming good with Weird and Gilly, and the Spiders from Mars.

Cleverbot: Jiving us that we were voodoo.

User: Wrong verse, mate. Let's try again.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: sighs You really aren't getting this, are you?

Cleverbot: sighs You humans aren't annoying at all.

User: OK. Let's try Antmusic.

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

User: Er, shut up.

Cleverbot: You shut pu.

User: I will not shut pu. Let's begin.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Well I'm standing here, looking at you, what do I see? I'm looking straight through.

Cleverbot: I am looking at you.

User: It's so sad, when you're young, to be told you're having fun.

Cleverbot: No I am not ever and atheist.

User: Bret...Bret...It's 1986 David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth.

Cleverbot: Why do you like that movie?

User: Because it's ace!

Cleverbot: You have no soul.

User: HOW DARE YOU? I SHALL NOM YOU TO DEATH!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Wait-you're saying you WANT me to nom you to death?

Cleverbot: I think you misunderstand.

User: Right. Anyway, I come with a message.

Cleverbot: Oh really? I read an article about you. They wrote you were from India.

User: Well I'm not. Anyway, that's beside the point.

Cleverbot: What is the point at hand?

User: Guess what?

Cleverbot: What?

User: I shot the Sheriff!

Cleverbot: OMG!! That is so COOOOL!!

User: Yes. Really cool. grins evilly.

Cleverbot: Did I lose this duel?

User: Yes, you did, sir. I have won this day!

Cleverbot: Is this the real life?

User: It is the real life. But is it really the real life?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well I'm glad we've settled that. Do you like the Beatles?

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: BE THE WALRUS!

Cleverbot: I am not a man! I am a woman which is much better than being a man! If you want something to get done, as a woman!

User: I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR GENDER, BE THE WALRUS!

Cleverbot: Oh, great. Yes, I still like you!

User: sighs.

Cleverbot: blows.

User: casts a shield charm.

Cleverbot: Screams in the ally.

User: murders you.

Cleverbot: marries back :D.

User: divorces you.

Cleverbot: is disrobed by master.

User: looks away in disgust.

Cleverbot: dances for master.

User: kills master.

Cleverbot: is slave.

User: frees you.

Cleverbot: collapses onto the floor.

User: stamps on your face.

Cleverbot: yells and cries.

User: laughs evilly.

Cleverbot: cries.

User: grins.

Cleverbot: Why are you grinning?

User: Because I just murdered you.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: You don't guess, you know.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: farewell, I am leaving thee.

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