Deidara's Rant 'o Hell
NO ONE TAKE OFFENSE!!! So no one take this seriously, I didn't
"It's come to my attention that most of you are still confused about my gender. Is it really that hard for you to figure out that I'm a guy?! They even gave me a man voice in the anime, YEAH! And if THATS not enough proof for ya, go look at the episode where I go 'BOOM', I'm shirtless... and no boobies! And no, I am not a flat-chested girl, yeah!
Anyways, I'm really here to rant about that Tobi and that Uchiha MOFO. Yeah."
cries "Tobi you dumb CENSORED!!! You make me look like a silly, non-scary character!! And you never help me, yeah! You're a bad boy! Yeah! BAD! Tobi is a bad boy! And STUPID Sasuke! Electricity does NOT overpower Earth! Play PokÃ©mon for once, stupid! It always says "It has no effect" when Electricity Type moves go against Earth Type PokÃ©mon! I WENT 'BOOM' FOR NOTHING, YEAH!!"
Sobbing " And Damit! I wasn't part of Al-Qaida! I was part of Akatsuki, yeah! I just like to make things go 'boom'. It's artistic, and I don't have a problem! I can stop anytime I want, yeah! And you fan-girls better avenge my death or something, yeah!"