Harry Potter Hilarious Repost

I found this and just wanted to repost it.
Mine isn't to funny.
But others are hilarious!

Chapter 1

Harry Potter Repost

List your 12 favorite characters:
7.Mrs. Weasley
8. Mr. Weasley
9. Fred
10. George
11. Dumbledore
12. Bellatrix
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? McGonagall&Dumbledore... no....
2) Do you think Four is hot? Yes, in the book and movie. :D
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Bellatrix&Mr. Weasley! GO MR.WEASLEY! Jk. I think you'd have to kill Arthur first... Or Molly would kill him...
4) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Ginny&McGonagall?! Heck no!
5) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Personally neither....
6) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve doing it? Ginny&Bellatrix... Thats just plain wrong....
7) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Ron de-flower Harry? None. That would be DISGUSTING.
8) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Ron/Ginny/Dobby... THAT WOULD JUST BE PLAIN WRONG!
9) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? George? Something about Angelina maybe...?
10) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Mr. Weasley... I don't know, I think any would work, a muggle song is a muggle song...
11) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I don't think George would use a pick up line on his own sister...
12) What is Six's super-secret kink? McGonagall? I don't even want to know...
13) Would Eleven shag Nine? Dumbledore&Fred?! YEAH GO DUMBLEDORE! JK. HEII NO!
14) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? They're married. So...
15) How would you feel if Three/Five was canon? Hermione and Dobby?!
16)4 sees 5 breaking the law (or performing the Darks Arts) what would they do about it? I don't think DObby can break the rules... and if he did... I really don't think Ron would care...
17)What is our favorite thing about 8 and why? Mr. Weasley, u just gotta luv his interest in muggles!
18) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Loads
19) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Mr. Weasley and Harry? I don't think so...
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Never
21)What would 1 buy 12 as an usual gift? Harry would probably give Bellatrix Avada Kedavra as a gift. She did try to kill his wife....
22)What is seven's patronus? I think its an owl. A big one.


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