Heya anyone who's actually reading this. If you are reading this, congratulations!
You have managed to see a link and click on it. Unfortunately, the link turned out to be a link to spam, so your computer has viewed this page. But, if you are (amazingly) still reading this, congratulations once again - you must have special powers which allow you to master my weirdness and that thing that comes with it which I call 'a sense of humour', so you should be able to tolerate what is coming next.
We were on school camp, and we were taking it in turns to tell stories. I was telling one, this is part of mine. In this point at my story, a girl has found her husband's piece of paper planning a murder. She's reading it out.
M: "Location: The car park in a fancy restraunt, the Old Albatross Egg.
E: (teasing) So what, there's a car park inside a restraunt? So you could just drive in and order your food?
All in tent except M: (laughing)
M: (struggling to talk over laughter) No, no, OUTSIDE a restraunt.
B: Is this set near Lidl's? [this is a shop, if you don't know] Because whenever I picture this in my head, I think of Lidl's.
E: Oh yeah, Lidl's, that's REALLY a fancy restraunt.
OK, more of a conversation than a quote, but still, it's funny.
E and her brother have the same sort of sarcasm.
That was a RAnDom fact!
I like spelling RAnDom like RAnDom! LOL!
... I think I'll finish talking now...