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Chapter 1

Things I enjoy doing in elevators.... ;)

Annoying th i ngs to do on an elevator
1) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

2) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
3) MEOW occasionally.

4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. (one time, the person screamed "HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!?!?" and pounded on the door saying "THEY FOUND ME!!!" it was GREAT!!)

5) SAY -DING at each floor.

6) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

7) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

8) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

9) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't me.

10) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" (this has VERY funny reactions.... if im with my mom or friend they'll say "Im so sorry. What kind of disorder does she have?" in a concerned tone. How many times has this happened? about 4 <3)

11) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

12.) talk on my cell phone in a Jersey Accent

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