Harry Potter Pickup Lines

Chapter 1

Harry Potter Pickup Lines

I repaired the vanishing cabinet, but so far it only vanishes clothes, wanna try it?
Are you a dementor? Cause I'd kill to get your kiss.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky
I'll make you moan like Myrtle when I put my basalisk in your chamber of secrets.
I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
is that a wand in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Lets see if your sword will fit into my sorting hat.
we may not be in professor flitwick's class, but you sure are charming.
Do you speak parseltongue, because you're making my snake rise.
I don't have my invisibility cloak, but can I visit your restricted section?
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
like my quidditch coach said, i'm a keeper
hey draco, i like your bed. can i slytherin?
I got witches in class i got witches in the halls , if you look under my cloak youll see my hagrid sized balls
may i introduce you to my Hungarian Horntail?
I may not be a house elf, but you can be my master
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
My name may not be Luna, but i sure know how to Lovegood!
Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Why don't you come tame my dragon?
I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!
Why don't i be like Salazar and Slytherin-side of you?


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