Albert the atheist
another InvaderBeth play. originaly 4 parts total but i desided to continue cus u all want me to and it was fun to write the first 4 parts so why not. enjoy.
pics of the characters in this story.
go to church!
grandma- Heaven forbid. Jesus Albert you got to go to church.
Albert- grandma you know i'm an atheist. plus i'm suposted to meet spike at the mall today.
grandma- if you don't go to church, u'll go to helll. and i don't like you hanging out with that devill child.
albert- first of all grandma there is no heaven and no helll. i do not know why you waste your time going to church. second of all, spike isn't a devill worshiper he is just a beliver in anarchy.
grandma- ugh! were going to be late. come on little susie.
little susie- but grandma, why do i have to go when albert dosn't have to?
grandma- because hes eccentric. i don't want you to be like that so come on. were late. come on albert, your comeing to church!
albert- No! i'm going to hang out with spike.
grandma- your comeing to church! your so impious!
albert- why do you have to be so redundant? i'm not going and thats that.