I am 116% Mentally Ill

Let us see how mentally ill I am...repost this? I love you all ♥

Chapter 1

The Discovery

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting" you. 

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (on the motor way but it was safe enough)

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 

[x] You have run into a tree/bush. 

[x] You have been called a blonde. (I am kinda dumb sometimes) 

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. 

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. 

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 

[x] You just sang them to make sure. 

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. 

[x] You have choked on your own spit. 

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. 

[] You type with three fingers or less. 

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 

[x] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. 

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. 

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. 

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. 

[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. 

[] You use your fingers to do simple maths. 

[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. 

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say, will happen, if you don't. 

[x] You break a lot of things. 

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. 

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. 

[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. 

[x] The word "um" is used frequently. 

[x] You don't know what "um" means. 

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. 

TOTAL: 29

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4 and re-post as: I am [total] Mentally ill

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