Free Online Paternity Test - Are You the Daddy?

by: UpDog

Oh, snap, somebody done got knocked up! Are you the father? You can now get a real DNA paternity test at Rite-Aid, but before you go and waste your money on a fancy DNA test, take this simple quiz to find out the old fashioned way if you're the daddy.

  1. 1

    Do you know the baby mama?

  2. 2

    Do you and the baby look alike?

  3. 3

    Describe your love life in one word.

  4. 4

    Is the baby mama's last name "Spears"?

  5. 5

    Look down your pants. See any testicles down there?

  6. 6

    What is your orientation?

  7. 7

    How do you feel about condoms?

  8. 8

    What are you doing next Tuesday at 10am?

  9. 9

    About how long after that magical night was the baby born?

  10. 10

    Are you a philanthropist?

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