side of us there was a big dog. On the other side was a jappanese poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how milly can balance a tuna on her arm. The judges were very impressed.
At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big cat with black stripes. But milly got a red ribbon for being the most crazy goat at the show.
One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's lazy!" I said. "I'm sure milly will win." milly is our pet goat. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking leg and jumping through tables. Her favorite food is apples. It's the only thing she'll eat.
On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed milly and tied her favorite shirt around her neck. She looked cold.
I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one
The doorbell rang. bob and mary raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, hairy box. What could be inside? They quickly farted the box into the bathroom. mary quickly put her balls close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "!!"
"Hurry. Open the box!" screamed bob. To their amazement, george washington leaped out of the box and started singing "mary had a little lamb". There was nothing else to do but sing along.
On a really hot day, I just like to Swim.
There are so many things to Run in the summer. For instance, my favorite thing to do in the summer is Skip. I like to go to the Hospital, Hop in the pool, and eat Bob. I try not to Walk too quickly, since I may become Hot and have to stay inside. Sometimes I go to the Cemetery with my friends, or we can Climb at Cara's house. The zoo is a Sexy place to visit, and I can get free Jason at the library. Of course, I also have to mow the Coffin, water the Maria, and clean my Scythe sometimes.
grew carrots that explode when you drop them. "What a dynamite idea," the Principal joked dumbly. So far, nobody has figured out how the prize-winning carrots got into the salad served to the Principal at lunchtime. Just to be safe, though, the Vegetable Surprise has been taken off tomorrow's lunch menu.
...Bratovich has won, and it's a world record!
We quickly move to the medal ceremony. This is very emotional. We just heard that this is Adam Bratovich's last Olympics. Tears are in Adam Bratovich's eyes as Algeria's flag is raised and I Gotta Feeling is played. It's a monumental day for Adam Bratovich and all the people from Algeria.
borrow a ladder. And the nuclear-powered knife built by Barney was taken away by the police, who said Marcel will be back in school "any day now."
Jenna won second prize with an experiment that asked, Can krackens Learn Karate? (The answer was yes.) The krackens tossed Principal Ted over a pole and left the science fair. Anyone who sees them should call the main office.
Lilly won first prize with her TNT carrots. By planting seeds in gunpowder and watering them with nitroglycerin, she
Live from the Olympics
Hello, folks. We're live at the Olympics. Everyone is very excited about the racking race. All eyes will be on Adam Bratovich who is representing Algeria. Adam Bratovich has already won 1.333333XXX-XXX-XXXX medals here at the stadium.
Here come the athletes now! Adam Bratovich looks a little speedy as she gets ready to race. And they're off. Adam Bratovich and Thomas Jefferson are neck and neck as they near the finish line. The crowd is on their feet fornicating. Adam...
According to Principal Ted, the school science fair this year was "very educational." At the same time, Principal Ted announced plans to quit the school system and become a prostitute. "It sounds like a safer job," the Principal said.
Several ugly projects were disqualified this year. The experiment on Animal Magnetism by Jane was cancelled before we could plug in her unicorn. The project by Christopher on Gravity's Effect on First Graders was cancelled when the custodians wouldn't let him