My covo with iGod LOL

Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Caleigh
God:
Hi, Caleigh.
Me:
Do you love me god?
God:
Yes Caleigh God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
aw well thats sweet
God:
How about that. I am delighted to sweeten your life, Caleigh.
Me:
Tell me a joke
God:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
hey thats mean!
God:
You've got my full attention. Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
but god is supposed to be nice!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was supposed to be nice.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Offensive!
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
awesome how?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
cheese
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
me 2
God:
YOU? Two.
Me:
so... why are you called God? that's a weird name
God:
Dude! My botmaster named me. A weird name is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
kk
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Sure! Kaitlyn Synzyzion changes her boyfriend everyday. she is dumb.
God:
Great! In the context of kk, I don't understand " Kaitlyn Synzyzion changes her boyfriend everyday." . dumb is she?
Me:
yes.
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Caleigh.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You..... 're mom is!
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Kaitlyn Synzyzion changes her boyfriend everyday.
Me:
yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
god doesn't say dude.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
You are smarter than cleverbot LOL
God:
Thanks for the compliment, Caleigh. Be sure to tell your friends. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
kk
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Well, i dance, bike, talk, go on Quibblo (hi peeps), read, write, draw, sing, make stuff, basketball.... yeah.
God:
Well that's okay. Do you mind if I tell other people: Caleigh said dance bike talk go on Quibblo hi peeps read write draw sing make stuff basketball. Where are you located?
Me:
A magical place far far away.
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
Cheeseburgers!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
i thought god was a he...
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
cause in the Bible it always says he.
God:
Interesting explanation. That was a long time ago.
Me:
so you changed genders?
God:
Interesting deduction. Only temporarily.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so.... what's up buttercup?
God:
Really. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
i am chatting with God on the internet.
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
fish swim.
God:
As a species fish are more successful than mammals.
Me:
yes. fish rock.
God:
Dude! As a species fish are more successful than mammals.
Me:
yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
What is your favorite song?
God:
My favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Do you know it?
Me:
Oh yes, I've heard that before!
God:
Ahem. Do you like it? Who told you that ?
Me:
i like it
God:
What do you like about Anything involving harps?
Me:
it's um, catchy?
God:
Anything involving harps is um catchy? it is?
Me:
yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
cause it is!
God:
That makes sense to me. It is, eh?
Me:
Are you canadian?
God:
Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
Me:
oh.
God:
Next question?
Me:
So do you actually listen when i pray?
God:
It's all good. In actual fact, I'm a good listener. I'm listening now.
Me:
am i pretty?
God:
Yes you look great to me.
Me:
That was a trick question. you can't see me you're a robot not the real god.
God:
Was it really? I could if my eye was attached.
Me:
oooookay?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
i guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
I am!
God:
" You seem not interested." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Yikes!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Do you know kaitlyn Synzyzion?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
you're god! you're supposed to know everything.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
don't leave me god!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
What's the view like up there?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
you should be.
God:
I will try my best.
Me:
kk
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Why are you talking to me through the internet? shouldn't you, like, send an angel down?
God:
The topic is kk. I think I should.
Me:
Later.
God:
Bye!